February 2012
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The odds of being born and dying on leap day
= 1/(365*4+1)^2
= 1/(1,461)^2
= 1/2,134,521
= 4.68*10^-7
= 0.000000468
= 0.0000468 % chance
Since there are approximately 7 billion people currently living on this planet, roughly 3280 people were born on a leap day and will also die on a leap day.
After some intense googling/wikipediaing, the only instance of such person I could find was Sir James Milne Wilson, who lived for 68 years,...
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If you're a hunchbacked long jumper,
TODAY IS YOUR DAY!
Happy Leap Day/Hump Day!
Fatherly Advice.
Me: We're under a tornado watch right now!
Dad: Drink under the table!
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Tomorrow is Leap Day.
The word “leap” is synonymous with “skip.”
Ergo, I can skip work tomorrow.
U mad boss?
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I like my women the way I like my weather.
Hot, moist, and unstable.
Best basketball game I've ever been to.
ROCK CHALK!!!!
So lazy right now.
I don’t want to do anything. I don’t even feel like finishing this p
“Political correctness is America’s newest form of intolerance, and it’s...”
– George Carlin (via derpghost)
Amen.
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littlemissjohndeere asked: My life can be measured in hours, thin I am quick, fat I am slow, wind is my foe. What am I?
It's 82 degrees at my parents house.
I need to spend the winters back home. Haha
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I finally realized why I'm addicted to tumblr.
Unlike the rest of my social media outlets, those I follow on tumblr are predominately people I haven’t met in real life. When someone says something on here that pisses me off, I can simply unfollow them consequence free. Conversely, I can say pretty much whatever the hell I want here, especially things going on in my personal life, without causing any drama.
On the other hand, my Facebook...
I love 3 hour meetings.
“Who you callin’ fat?”
– Tuesday
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Coming back to Texas in April!!
WHOOP!
I’ll be home for the weekend after Easter. My flights get into San Antonio Thursday evening, and I don’t leave until Monday morning. Can’t wait to see my family!
heychessikuh asked: On my way to work this morning at 6:00, WWIII was happening in the sky. I was driving down the middle of a two-lane parkway at 30 mph, unable to see the road on either side because the rain was so heavy, I thought I was going to have a seizure because of how often lightning would lighten the sky, and I almost shat myself when lightning struck 100 yards away. You being a weather weanie, I thought...
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Big moment for my family
My cousin Casey just got engaged to a girl named Kasey.
…lol
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I have the flu.
…but fuck soup. Soup is a miserable food made for miserable people.
Someone come make me a steak, and you’ll be my best friend forever. :)
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