February 2012
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So lazy right now.
I don’t want to do anything. I don’t even feel like finishing this p
Political correctness is America’s newest form of intolerance, and it’s...
– George Carlin (via derpghost)
Amen.
ohhhhh Jäger… and bagels. ..and cats.
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littlemissjohndeere asked: My life can be measured in hours, thin I am quick, fat I am slow, wind is my foe. What am I?
It's 82 degrees at my parents house.
I need to spend the winters back home. Haha
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I finally realized why I'm addicted to tumblr.
Unlike the rest of my social media outlets, those I follow on tumblr are predominately people I haven’t met in real life. When someone says something on here that pisses me off, I can simply unfollow them consequence free. Conversely, I can say pretty much whatever the hell I want here, especially things going on in my personal life, without causing any drama.
On the other hand, my Facebook...
I love 3 hour meetings.
Who you callin’ fat?
– Tuesday
Just found out that the weekend I'll be back in...
OH FUCK YES!!!!!!!
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Coming back to Texas in April!!
WHOOP!
I’ll be home for the weekend after Easter. My flights get into San Antonio Thursday evening, and I don’t leave until Monday morning. Can’t wait to see my family!
heychessikuh asked: On my way to work this morning at 6:00, WWIII was happening in the sky. I was driving down the middle of a two-lane parkway at 30 mph, unable to see the road on either side because the rain was so heavy, I thought I was going to have a seizure because of how often lightning would lighten the sky, and I almost shat myself when lightning struck 100 yards away. You being a weather weanie, I thought...
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Big moment for my family
My cousin Casey just got engaged to a girl named Kasey.
…lol
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I have the flu.
…but fuck soup. Soup is a miserable food made for miserable people.
Someone come make me a steak, and you’ll be my best friend forever. :)
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Time for some MAN FOOD.
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New thing to cross off my bucket list:
Pretend to be gay with one of my guy friends to get a creepy, trashy, drunk cougar to stop hitting on us.
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Meteorologists:
Using woodland critters to forecast the weather since 1841.
Happy Groundhog Day!
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